Free p2p Porn vs a Premium Porn Membership Site
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
Many people reading this have never joined a Premium Porn Membership Site and feel perfectly content to get their p2p free porn Now I understand if you’re like 15 and don’t want to risk an ass-whopping from using your dad’s credit card on-line – I get that. Or if you’re a poor college student and it’s a choice between 1. buying a membership and 2. buying a case of beer, getting a sorority girl drunk and fucking the shit out of her – that’s an easy decision too. (Although, if you’re in college, you should just get like 10 of your bros to chip in 2 bucks a month for Premium porn site membership and all share it - that’s what I would do.)
But in any case, I’m not talking to those of you for whom it’s a choice between porn and food, or porn and gas money. For you, free porn will do just fine.
I’m talking to you cheap mother fuckers that have a real job and make over 40 grand a year. What the fuck is your excuse? Do you understand what a difference it is having more good porn than you know what to do with? P2P porn or Free Porn vs a Premium Porn Pay Site is like the difference between getting a handjob with a rubber on from a girl who’s never seen a cock before vs. bare-back ass fucking a fitness model and nutting in her mouth. It’s that much better . . .



True, before I signed up for a site I didn’t really get it either. Kind of like the Ancient Greeks didn’t understand how fucking cool it would be to have a car. But shit man, get out of the fucking stone age, pony up the measly 20 or 30 bucks and step into a Porn Site Porsche or Porn Site Ferrari.
