SEO black hat ran a story about 2257 and the porn industry that explains why LAPornstar and many other sites do not have fucking, blowjobs and pussy images and videos directly on our sites.

We can still show hot photos like these Raven Riley pics:

or link to sexy videos clips that are hosted elsewhere like:
These 3 Videos Clips and 3 more from Graced or Jenna & Jesica Exposed and even these hot shyla Stylez clips.

So fear not! LAPornstar will continue to review and filter to bing you best porn on the Net.

So you want to know is:

How can I become a Porn Star?

Here’s are the innitial “Porn Star Job Interview questions” for you guys looking to become a Porn Star:

Got a blood test? If you have any STDs, there’s no chance of you becoming a Porn Star in the US. They way are too strict nowadays for you to get into porn with anything but clean blood.

Can you get an erection more or less on cue in front of other people? Picture this: you’re not drunk and you have not taken Viagra or anything; you’re in public and go up to a Hot Porn Star chick and say “hey, I want to be in a Porn with you.” Right there, on the street in front of 100 strangers, she says “ok whip it out -lets see your cock and let’s see a hard-on.” If you didn’t have a boner when you went up to her, could you get one in less than a minute AND whip it out in public in front of her and everyone elese? I can’t remember who, but I know that several porn stars actually say that to fans that come up to them snickering that they want to be in a porn.

Do you have perfomance anxiety in front of strangers? You should have no problem having sex in front of friends or complete strangers. If you have any problem keeping a hard-on and fucking when someone else is watching you, then just keep your day job.

Can you cum (or not cum) on cue? You should be able to cum within 30 secs of whenever you want during sex AND be able to prevent yourself from cuming indefinately. You can increase your control by working your pc muscles through Kegel Excercises. This will help you even if you just want to be better in bed. A strong PC muscle and PC control help dramatically in the sack.

Do you have a nice looking, good sized cock? If your dick is ugly or small, your gonna have to stick with being a porn fan.

Are you in shape? Yes we all know that Ron Jeremy is a fat slob but he has like a 10 foot cock. Nowadays, however, you need more than a big cock to become a Porn Star - there are tons of big swinging dicks out there so you pretty much have to be in shape (unless you’re porducing the porn). You can still be “in porns” if your a fay ugly midget - there is a market for fat ugly midget porn, but you probably won’t be a “Porn Star” in the true sense of the word.

Are you good in bed? Yea, we all know your last girlfriend told you that you’re the best she’d ever had. But if that were true, she wouldn’t be your ex girlfriend would she? If the girls that you’re fucking aren’t having gushing orgasms, you might need a little Squirting 101.

More to come . . .

You can keep track of how to become a porn star here.

Rockstar Games, The Makers of “Grand Theft Auto San Andreas,” is under investigation for a new mod that allows players to have more sex, virtual porn, and sexually explicit material. Now you’re probably thinking, well it’s a mod - how can that be the company’s fault? Well, the author of the mod says that it only unlocks material that is already in the game - meaning that the original coders more or less wanted these scenarios to be be in the game.

It’s obvious that Rockstar realizes that their target audience wants more sex in the game than could be aloud on a normal release. With this new “investigation,” I expect this games sales will skyrocket. After all, people want more fucking, more sex, and more hot sluts in their video games. I wouldn’t be surprised to see GTA cum out with a game that merges their content with a game like Virtually Jenna Jameson in the near future.

The Above Pic Links to Virtual Jenna Jameson.

Pussy, Sex, Fucking, Sucking, Violence, Blowjobs Nudity, Babes, and Porn Stars all wrapped up in a video game? - Sounds like a recipe for success.

Talk about buzz and free publicity , this story is EVERYWHERE!

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A friend of mine has been telling me for about 3 months now how I have to check out adult friend finder. He’s always telling me about his latest conquests. My friend is ok looking, but he’s not so good looking that girls will approach him much at clubs or anything. But he’s not shy, and normally does allright with the ladies. But lately it’s just been one story after another about how many hot chicks he’s hooking up with from online dating. He’s even sent me a few pics (which I obviously can’t post or I’d get sued), and they’re fucking HOT. I was going to paraphrase the e-mail that I received from this RL friend of mine, but i figured I’d just do some slight editing and let you judge for yourself:

[LApornstar],

You’ve got to check out aff [adult friend finder]. Last night I hooked up with ANOTHER hottie - [chicksname] who I’ve only been e-mailing with for 3 days. This chick was hotter than she looks in her profile, and you know I don’t even respond to a girl unless she’s Smokin!

We met up about 9:00 pm and I had her back to the Pad by midnight. So I’m banging the shit out of this girl by 1:15 am last night and she’s screaming and moaning so loud that she wakes up my upstairs neighbors. They start banging on the ceiling for her to shut the fuck up!!! I was a little worried that it might kill the action a little, but she’s just like “pull my hair! FUCK ME HARDER!”

A few minutes later i nut as the neighbors are back to banging or stomping on the ceiling for her to keep it down. Fucking Hilarious!

Anyway you’ve got to get on aff [adult friend finder]. I’m tellin ya, the girls are hot and so fucking easy!

Peace Out,

[friendsname]

Anyway, I just joined AFF and will let you know how it does for me. If you want to check out adult friend finder, click here. And If you have similiar experience, I’d love to hear about it.

I saw this a few days ago and thought it was pretty funny. These lesbians are super hot, have big fake tits, and are not affraid of the camera. Thanks to Trudi for taking the pics. To enlarge, just click on the image.

Hot Lesbian Barbie Dolls getting eaten out:

Is it me, or does barbie look a little like Shyla Stylez?

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I’m excited to go see this once it is completed! And about fucking time too if you ask me. Seriously, how could they even have had a Sin City without Hooters all this time is beyond me.

Here’s the USA today story:

The Hooters Casino Hotel will feature the famous Hooters décor, and the Hooters brand will be a prominent component of the new facility. The renovations will refresh and upgrade the Hotel San Remo property, and also provide for several new restaurant, bar, and entertainment venues. Moreover, the company plans to feature more than 1200 hooter’s breasts on more than 600 hot young women.

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While I was having dinner with the lead developer from the Virtual Jenna Jameson video game a few weeks ago, we were discussing the problems associated with moving the Virtual Jenna Video Game to the PSP platform. The deal was, that the PSP was completely closed and getting on there would require circumventing parts of the platform and delivering the game wirelessly.

This has all changed do to Sony’s recent Announcement essentially allowing people to publish adult content for PSPs. It is widely known, that the death of the BetaMax Tape format was largely due to Sony’s not allowing the format to be used with Porn. It seems the lumbering Giant has learned from it’s mistakes and is now essentially saying “we can’t stop people from putting what they want on thier PSP.”

Now if the PSP had a phone and a camera in addition to Porn, Who wouldn’t buy it?

Screenshot from the Virtual Jenna Jameson Video Game.

Many people reading this have never joined a Premium Porn Membership Site and feel perfectly content to get their p2p free porn Now I understand if you’re like 15 and don’t want to risk an ass-whopping from using your dad’s credit card on-line – I get that. Or if you’re a poor college student and it’s a choice between 1. buying a membership and 2. buying a case of beer, getting a sorority girl drunk and fucking the shit out of her – that’s an easy decision too. (Although, if you’re in college, you should just get like 10 of your bros to chip in 2 bucks a month for Premium porn site membership and all share it - that’s what I would do.)

But in any case, I’m not talking to those of you for whom it’s a choice between porn and food, or porn and gas money. For you, free porn will do just fine.

I’m talking to you cheap mother fuckers that have a real job and make over 40 grand a year. What the fuck is your excuse? Do you understand what a difference it is having more good porn than you know what to do with? P2P porn or Free Porn vs a Premium Porn Pay Site is like the difference between getting a handjob with a rubber on from a girl who’s never seen a cock before vs. bare-back ass fucking a fitness model and nutting in her mouth. It’s that much better . . .

True, before I signed up for a site I didn’t really get it either. Kind of like the Ancient Greeks didn’t understand how fucking cool it would be to have a car. But shit man, get out of the fucking stone age, pony up the measly 20 or 30 bucks and step into a Porn Site Porsche or Porn Site Ferrari.

So it seems that RSS feeds are really gaining popularity. It’s nice to browse hundreds of headlines at once, but now you can have my daily updates with all the hot sexy porn stars delivered right to your news aggrogator.

The style in the RSS feeds is a little off when it comes to centering the porn star images and text wraps and all that jazz, but other than that it’s great. The RSS feed for LApornstar.com is:

http://lapornstar.com/feed/rss

You me: I’m the Porn Connoisseur . I like super hot woman with fake tits who look and act like porn stars. These gorgeous sluts should be with either another hot porn star chick, or a good-looking guy like me. My job is to dredge through tons of porn and bring you the best of what I find. Now, if your tastes are like mine, and you use a news aggrogator, you should add my RSS Feed.

Why should I pay for porn?

People often ask, “why should I pay for porn, when I can find it for free on the Net?” So I figured I’d answer why explaining why I buy subscriptions to pay sites.

I used to just go to all the thumbnail and movie gallery posts spots and download porn from Kazaa. After getting spyware and viruses from P2P networking for the 4th time, I decided to limit my use of there services. Reformatting the hard drive and getting all the settings back to how I like them usually takes me about 15-20 hours. And, frankly, it’s just no fun.

The movie galleries are ok, but normally I have to surf for 15 minutes to 45 mins just to find less than 2 minutes of good sex scenes with hot women. Then I realized that with all my jerking off, I was spending about 15 hours a month looking for good porn. Now in any line of work, if you are making less than $2 per hour, then I guess it makes sense to scour for your own porn. But if you like good porn, and you are searching for more than 3 hours per month for it, you are better off just getting a membership to a premier site.

Lets say you search for porn for 4 hours per month and have some crappy job that only pays you like $14 an hour. That means you have invested $56 worth of your time looking for porn that will be nowhere near as good as if you had just paid the $20 or $30 for a good site. Instead of fresh content with hot women, you’re settling for the same recycled crap in tiny clips and wasting your time to boot.

For all the porn I look at every month, it’s worth it for me to just be a member to 4-6 sites and get all the great porn I want. It’s about the cost of one date, and they never say “I’m too tired” at the end of the night.

For me, it’s a no-brainer.