How to Becoma a Pornstar - Part II
Saturday, July 30th, 2005
So you want to know is:
How can I become a Porn Star?
Here’s are the innitial “Porn Star Job Interview questions” for you guys looking to become a Porn Star:
Got a blood test? If you have any STDs, there’s no chance of you becoming a Porn Star in the US. They way are too strict nowadays for you to get into porn with anything but clean blood.
Can you get an erection more or less on cue in front of other people? Picture this: you’re not drunk and you have not taken Viagra or anything; you’re in public and go up to a Hot Porn Star chick and say “hey, I want to be in a Porn with you.” Right there, on the street in front of 100 strangers, she says “ok whip it out -lets see your cock and let’s see a hard-on.” If you didn’t have a boner when you went up to her, could you get one in less than a minute AND whip it out in public in front of her and everyone elese? I can’t remember who, but I know that several porn stars actually say that to fans that come up to them snickering that they want to be in a porn.
Do you have perfomance anxiety in front of strangers? You should have no problem having sex in front of friends or complete strangers. If you have any problem keeping a hard-on and fucking when someone else is watching you, then just keep your day job.
Can you cum (or not cum) on cue? You should be able to cum within 30 secs of whenever you want during sex AND be able to prevent yourself from cuming indefinately. You can increase your control by working your pc muscles through Kegel Excercises. This will help you even if you just want to be better in bed. A strong PC muscle and PC control help dramatically in the sack.
Do you have a nice looking, good sized cock? If your dick is ugly or small, your gonna have to stick with being a porn fan.
Are you in shape? Yes we all know that Ron Jeremy is a fat slob but he has like a 10 foot cock. Nowadays, however, you need more than a big cock to become a Porn Star - there are tons of big swinging dicks out there so you pretty much have to be in shape (unless you’re porducing the porn). You can still be “in porns” if your a fay ugly midget - there is a market for fat ugly midget porn, but you probably won’t be a “Porn Star” in the true sense of the word.
Are you good in bed? Yea, we all know your last girlfriend told you that you’re the best she’d ever had. But if that were true, she wouldn’t be your ex girlfriend would she? If the girls that you’re fucking aren’t having gushing orgasms, you might need a little Squirting 101.
More to come . . .
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