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Every year about this time, AVN (the Adult Video Network) puts on a porn star and sex toy show show called Erotica LA at the Staples Center. They have a few hundred exhibitors with everything from whips and chains to glass dildos and Porn Companies. This year, I had hook ups for VIP passes so I decided to go for your my benefit and for yours. The first problem is that I had my super cool digital camera stolen about 3 months ago, so I was stuck using my camera phone for pics. I have the Motorola Razor, which is a Cingular phone, but my service is with T-Mobile. (I know, you’re asking “Why the Fuck do I care?” - but I’ll get to that).

. . . if one of you wants an autographed Porn Star Picture, just let me know who you want . . .

So my brother and I went over to the Staples Center and bypassed the hour long line because we had will call / VIP tickets. Inside there were porn stars and strippers everywhere. Just like on the Net, some of the Porn Stars were Super Hot in person, but a lot just looked the like skanky sluts you’d see out at a club. I’ll do posts this week on Ashton More, Sophia Rossi and Jenna Haze after I review their, ummm . . . performances. Jenna Haze is tiny in person but she’s pretty fucking hot.

The Porn Stars were all signing autographed pictures – I couldn’t give a shit about those. But if one of you wants an autographed Porn Star Picture, just let me know who you want and I’ll see if I can pick one up for you at the next Porn Convention; I go to 1 or 2 a month. Just leave a comment with an e-mail and I’ll get back to you.

At the show, they gave away a lot of Porn DVDs and Porn samplers and shit like that. The show was fun, but for me, Erotica LA paled in comparison to AVN’s major show that they have in Las Vegas Every January: The Adult Video Network’s Award show. That show is incredible.

Anyway, I took like 25 pictures with the crappy cell phone cam of all the Hot Porn Stars and Strippers for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately, because my phone is a modded Cingular phone and I have T-Mobile Service – I can’t get the pics off the phone. I spent an hour on the phone fruitlessly with tech support. They couldn’t figure it out and I’m waiting for a call back from them as I write this.

If and when I ever get the Erotica LA Stripper and Porn Star Pics off my phone, I’ll post them for ya.